I only speak three languages: english, sarcasm, and sexual innuendos.
(Source: viewerwarned)
Let's Go Sky Sailing: Here. Have some puns.
Via Let's Go Sky Sailing
- I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she…
oh
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
OMG.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh the music joke



